Dear Housekeeping of This Chicago Hotel:
I apologize for this disturbing sight in your wastebasket. Please understand that as an itinerant vaudevillian, I sometimes need to trim a wig while traveling.
Keep this up and they’re going to retire your jersey! That’s 100 check-ins!
***LOST MASKING TAPE***
Get ready. The first-ever YouTube Comedy Week kicks off on 5/19. Don’t forget to tune in to the The Big Live Comedy Show which will stream live on YouTube at 6PM PT/9PM ET at YouTube.com/ComedyWeek. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at YouTube.
anonymous asked: My grandpa used to say racist shit but some of my cousins and I made it a point to yell at him about it, and he hasn’t in a long time, and my mom says it upset him that we were so bothered by it so he tried to change and did. So, you know, it isn’t fucking futile, don’t assume they’re too old to get it right; if you love them have some faith that they are capable of not being totally shitty.
SOMETIMES YOU CAN FIX RACISTS WITH YELLING
Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.”
New frontiers of skywriting right here.
This is awesome!
Written by a husband of a nurse…….
Ah, such mysterious, wondrous creatures are nurses. What treasures lurk beneath those crisp, white uniforms….What young man doesn’t have fantasies of discovering those secrets for himself?
SCREEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reality check! I’ve been…